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WTF!? |
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AIRPLANE SEX GUIDE! For your own safety and that of your fellow passengers, please observe the following regulations when engaging in in-flight sex! |
Autofellatio
Hand Job
Blowjob
Cunnilingus
Blow Job (Sitting)
Blow Job (Standing)
Intercourse – Doggy-Style Against Sink
Intercourse – Sitting on Sink
Sitting Against Commode
Fingering (Seated)
I wonder why I haven’t seen these instructions on the safety card?